...what the candidates write on their little tables during a debate.

I'm watching McCain's and Obama's faces as they write with their sharpies during the last debate, and if their expressions are any indication, they are writing something like this:

"Is he ever going to let me talk?!"

"I might kill this man later."

"You didn't answer the question, moron!"

"The American people can't be buying this..."

"What a --------."